I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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