You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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