my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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