Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to make a zoo with you.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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