i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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