Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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