is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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