Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
where are my pants?
in the oven.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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