I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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