so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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