i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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