Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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