Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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