i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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