i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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