He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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