508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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