What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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