what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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