Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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