glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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