I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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