Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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