I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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