So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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