Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
When are your genitals available?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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