Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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