I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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