ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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