He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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