He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
How's work?
Spinning.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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