remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
God, I missed his penis.
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