The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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