If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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