so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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