you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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