Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
high people should be assigned attendants
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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