sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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