singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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