I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I understand Curling. That high.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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