I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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