are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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