he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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