No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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