first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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