There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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