Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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