Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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