and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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