He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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