so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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