Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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